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Post by emily on Sept 17, 2021 21:44:11 GMT
ask the agony aunt a stupid question, and get a stupid answer from the poster below (you can ask a serious question, it's up to you!)
once you've answered the above question, leave a new one for the next agony aunt to answer!
so I'll start
dear agony aunt
why do dogs bark?. why can't they, well... just meow like cats or something
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Post by maverick on Sept 18, 2021 3:57:57 GMT
Because they want your attention and love . If you were sent to hell and satan grants you a wish what is the thing you will most likely do ? |
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Post by ROHAN on Sept 18, 2021 10:19:03 GMT
Play in the lava.
Why do birds fly?
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Post by emily on Sept 18, 2021 15:05:39 GMT
to protect themselves from us humans crushing them with our feet. if they walked along hiking trails or on the street, well..
dear agony aunt
if the sorting hat had placed harry potter in slytherin like it was going to in the first place, would the story have been better?
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Post by ROHAN on Sept 20, 2021 13:21:05 GMT
Yes, because Harry was fated to murder Voldemort.
Why do people like cats?
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Post by emily on Sept 20, 2021 14:41:29 GMT
because they are relaxed and carefree, and many humans wish their lives werea stress-free as a cat!
so why, when you transport stuff on a ship it is called cargo, yet if it's in a car, it is a shipment
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Post by ROHAN on Sept 22, 2021 14:57:41 GMT
Because cars can float on water and ships can run on land. The government does not want you to to know that.
Why are chillies hot?
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